An VERY important lesson in life
Here’s a very important lesson in life … NEVER read anything from a university professor.
University professors can’t write for shit. Their style of writing is dry, pretentious and just sounds like the professor got his head up his ass with all sorts of academia diarrhea.
Of course, I got evidence to back up my claim. So I’m writing this book called Joan of Arc written by some college professor and here’s a excerpt from the book:
“Theological questins actually seemed to be irritants to her; many of those asked her at her trial she answered incorrectly. A proto- feminist? … a proto-feminist ‘gender-bender’, a class equalizer — Marxist librator or aristocratic wannabe — and a French nationalist …”
A what? He sounds like a high school kid who is trying to impress his English professor with a big vocabulary.
Generally, writings from professors are elitist and pretentious. You don’t understand what they fuck their trying to say because they’re using all sorts of arcane jargons.
Hey listen Prof — using big words doesn’t make you smart. Write so people can fucking understand, ya?
I’m never going to pick up another book written by a college professor ever again. Lesson learned. In fact, I’m going to head back to the library now to get a Joan of Arc book written by someone who doesn’t write like a pretentious, academia crudmudgeon.
University professors — LEARN HOW TO FRIGGIN WRITE!