I’m suffering from brain damage
I’m 100 positive that the Chinese food is giving me a temporary memory loss, slurred speech and poor motor skills.
I swear, every time I go to a Chinese restaurant they sprinkle a bucket of MSG into my food, or maybe a bit of heroin to make their food a bit more addictive.
I get dizzy, my head hurts and I suffer from short memory loss. I mean, I was perfectly fine this morning — really sharp and alert. And now I’m screwed up all thanks to Chinese food.
I bet there are a lot of people who suffer from this also.