Be afraid of these kids, be very afraid
The Emo trend has been raging on for the last 2-3 years or so. It’s predominately white kids who dress Emo with their tight pants and hair with noticeable long fringes. The girls look like dikes and the guys look like, well, dikes too. They’re a bit gender confused but that’s okay.
But one Emo kids who stands out of the millions and millions of Emo kids. Take a look at these pictures:
Okay … he’s kinda cute? He?! Oh shit son! Yeah it’s a guy. His name is Chris and he has a Myspace page here. This is what he wrote:
I’m not very deep, but I try. I have no friends, and I don’t understand why. I won’t try hard to please you; I won’t change myself for you. I want to grow up without modification; people contribute to the way you are; if you want to be one of those people. Talk to me.
Okay Chris, you’ll get over your teen angst in a year or so.
All too often I’m walking in the mall and see a “cute” Emo chick and it turns out to be a guy. It’s hard to tell when half their face is covered with hair and they’re wearing tight jeans. And the Emo guys are normally 90 pounds. Pretty scrawny if you ask me.
So next time when I’m the mall or something and talking to some Emo Chick, I have to confirm it with a surprise boob grab or something. You know, just to make sure.
Another strange thing about the Emo culture is that they (the Emo kids) endorse making out with each other. Not the boy-girl kind either, because they have a fascination with gay make out. I guess gender becomes a non-issue when you can’t differentiate if it’s a guy or chick. Of course I’m all for lesbian make out.
Like every mainstream fad, Emo will fade into obscurity in a couple of years at most.