(She seems normal right? WRONG!)
So I just randomly (believe me, it was RANDOM) stumbled upon this Chinese chick’s live journal, and the things this woman write is uh, amusing. Examples:
2. when i just took a shower earlier someone went in the stall next to me. i was doing my business when all of a sudden i heard TWO LOUD farts echoing. i swear i heard that person’s buttcheeks flapping. what was even more awkward was that the person resumed singing in the shower. ah, the joys of dorm showers. well, at least i am insured that loud farts are usually the less smelly ones.
And uh …
just fuck me hard in the arse by a fucking metal spiked dildo right now. right fucking now, so i don’t have to be fucked anally later by the fucking physics final. yeah i’ll show you how to rotate those fucking long metal rods of yours biatch. show you those motherfucking torques and forces and friction acting on that big center of mass. i’ll create some fucking kinetic energy. yeah fuck you, fuck you good Newton. oh yeah, i’ll fucking titrate your mom and your dog.
my brain is not functioning properly at 5am in the morning right now, so i apologize for this obnoxious fucking entry.
edit: weirdest order of the day was garlic breadsticks with buffalo wings. wtf?
Yeah, people are weird, but that makes the world interesting and sizzle.
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