I got attacked by a gang of kids
Reminds me of the time when I was walking in the bad part of town, and I bumped into a group of gang! The kid was like eight years old, he was up to my waist. Anyways, the following conversation ensued:
Midget black kid: Ayo, gimme ya money now!
Ken: What the ****?
Midget black kid: Ayo dawg ya think I’m kiddin’?
Ken: Uh …
Midget black kid: I’m gonna hurt ya!
Ken: But you’re only 8 years old.
Midget: But I’m an OG! (Original Gangster)
Ken: Shut up kid, before I beat your ass.
So then he head butt my crotch. I was momentarily stunt by his big forehead slamming against my crotch, but then I regained my composure. Then his friends rushed me! Around half a dozen 8 years old kids started attacking me. I ended up winning the battle by bitch slapping them.
So then a fat woman in her 30s carrying a frying pan came out of the house from all the commotion, saw all the little kids sprawling on the ground and started questioning me, the accosted me. Not long before she tries to hit me with a big frying pan. I said **** this! And nonchalantly walked away.
Not before getting head butt in the crotch by another kid. This time it was by a baby.
